Ethel Mildred Ferguson, stop playing in my desk drawer!
Ethel Mildred Ferguson, give me back my computer! You don't even have a Twitter account! What are you--are you listening to Hanson? So help me, if you've changed my Pandora settings...
Ethel Mildred Ferguson, you leave that wipeboard alone this instant! That is for Helpdesk business only, and you don't even work here.
Young lady, you march your purly butt up on that brick wall and block yourself out so everyone can see your finished back panel.
That's better. And the cables.
Very nice. Now go have a nap in my bag. Terrible sweater.